Caught red-handed!

For the past few weeks, Dave has been confused about the state of our hose when he comes home. Every day it's the same.

Dave (walking in the door): Did you move the hose?
Me: No, watering flowers is your job.
Dave: Hmm, that's weird. The nozzle is only half-way on the hose.

Next day:
Dave (walking in the door): Did you move the hose?
Me: No, I told you yesterday, watering flowers is your job.
Dave: Hmm, that's weird. The nozzle is locked in a position I've never used before.

After a few days of this, we figured out that Mrs. Kim must be using it during the day when we're not here. Neither of us have ever seen her use a hose and couldn't figure out where their hose was. But we were convinced it must be her, taking off our nozzle, putting it on her hose, and then putting it back.

Dave thought he'd mess with her and put our hose in the garage when we're not using it.

Tonight, as we were going out to dinner, we noticed their hose is neatly coiled around a hose keeper at the side of the house (the side we share), and there is no nozzle on it. Signs are pointing to Mrs. Kim as the nozzle thief.

When we got home from dinner, this is what we see:



That's right - there's Mrs. Kim watering her flowers using her index finger to plug the hose and make it spray like we used to do in the 80's! BITCH was using our nozzle! They're only like $1.99! GO BUY YOUR OWN!!!