I finally took down all the tape, except the corner I couldn't reach even with a step ladder. I cleaned up all the paint in/on the sink, floors, and toilet tank topper - Green Works took paint off porcelain with just a little help from a plastic putty knife and a patient me!
So, now all that's left is the light installation, new toilet seat, cabinet, and curtain and we'll be done! Unfortunately, all of those require work that neither of us is apparently in the mood to do. One day. Hopefully soon.
Here is my documentation, um, sorry, brainwashed from work. Here are pictures:
See, God is smiling down on it :)
Bet you can't see the huge hole in the wall that I patched up? That's the one good thing that came out of using the textured crap - it covered up any and all imperfections in the wall.....wait, but it created one HUGE imperfection! BAH!!