Printer press chest of drawers!

Does anyone have $4,350 lying around collecting dust?  I'll be happy to take it off your hands and put it to good use.  I'll even send you pictures to show you where your hard-earned money went.  Here's a preview of what the pictures will look like, only my sage walls will be behind it in the after photos, and some kitty hair may be on top along with dust.

Thanks in advance!